January 2010
16 posts
january 31, 2010
Pipes: Little kids do not like lasagna.
me: Yes they do.
Pipes: Well not this kid.
january 24, 2010
“You need to remember that Dr. Laura makes me car sick.”
january 19, 2010
“Finney changed my heart, so I changed my sign.”
(this following a playdate at Finney’s house. He extended the olive branch and invited her over for lunch.)
january 17, 2010
(Finney is her friend and classmate. This year, the preschool class has divided themselves into 2 groups: The Hello Kitty Team and the Bad Guys. Finney is one of the leaders of the Bad Guy team, thus a wedge has been driven into the friendship)
january 11, 2010
“My school’s in a church. I think Obama has been there. Or Jesus.”
december 28, 2009
“I want to watch TV for the rest of my life. I love TV.”
december 18, 2009
“what the hell are you going to do with your present?”
december 13, 2009
“Mom, you look like you are falling in love with someone else.”
december 10, 2009
“I wish the inside of our house was made of flour. Flour is so soft.”
december 7, 2009
“I’m saving this seat for my mom. She’s my best friend.”
december 2, 2009
“I don’t want to be treated like this. It’s not a treat at all.”
november 24, 2009
“Fired?! Where will I get my cupcakes?”
november 22, 2009
“I like to pee, but when I go poo…it’s relaxing.”
november 4, 2009
“I’m Mrs. Streetwalk. Sally Streetwalk.”
“Rachel Ray sounds like she’s sick.”
– The Pipes while watching 30 Minute Meals.
December 20, 2007
One evening, we were in the car. 2-year-old Pipes looked out at the holiday lights and from inside of the car said:
“Merry Christmas everyone. I’m in a dark place.”